drop 'til you shop

Yesterday I left the house to go on a shopping excursion with no shopping list or idea of what I would buy.
I returned with:

One bottle of white cranberry juice
One off-white shower curtain liner
One bootleg dvd entitled "40 Year-Old Virgin/Wedding Crashers Double Pack"
One box of Golden Grahams brand cereal
One half-gallon of full milkfat milk (for the cereal) (that was all they had left)
One Pope John Paul II cylindrical religious candle

I scurried home and put all the crap away so no one could see this collection of items in one place and realize I am an idiot.