No More Monday Mornings Cause I Just Quit My Job

It's true. As of like 3:15 today, I am on the road to retirement. I just have to finish out the month here, and then I'm dunzo. Quitting this job wasn't such a big deal, but it's not like I was walking out on a job at chuckie cheese's because the mouse costume was chaffing my acne. What I mean is that basically I'm quitting a sort of well-paying position simply because I was unhappy there and now I am gonna do something mad sweetah.

At any rate, now I am free to resume my life as a dorito-eating tv-watcher, which is sure to descend into a slough of despondency when I realize I am a waste of life. I'll see you on the couch.