Depression

Sometimes you feel sad about yourself, and you want to make sure everyone knows you feel sad, and so you put on your favorite heavy, over-sized sweater that you wore in middle school with nothing underneath it; and you take a picture of yourself looking pensive and sad. Then you remember that on Friday you are handing in a letter of resignation and will only have to stay in this crappy job for another two weeks at the most!

But then you are still sad because you are still sitting in that damned cubicle and have a lot of work to do that you really don't want to do. But then you remember that you found an inspirational book when you were at the transfer station with your dad in Connecticut. You look at it's cover and read it's teenage girl life-lessons and you just feel like everything is going to be allllll riiiight.