Because it has become abundantly clear that our hermitic ways will surely guarantee lifetimes of creepy and secluded bachelorhood, Peter and I have decided that the house warming party (the long-awaited Irving Invitational) next month or so will also be your opportunity to give us all of the presents for the weddings that we will never have.
What follows is a gift registry of sorts, but you know, be creative and we DO NOT need another teak salad bowl set. We have two already.
Our new ceilings are pretty high, so don't let this picture limit your generosity.
Peter has always wanted this electric trampoline coffee table. I know, weird, right?
If we want to truly rep the hermit lifestyle, we're going to need a hell of a lot of old newspapers with which to build a complex tunnel system and deter intruders.
Any fallout shelter-type sundries and other supplies that one or two might find useful in an armageddon sort of situation would be great. These gifts would be given without strings like 'please let us into your spooky hermit refuge, the world is ending and remember we gave you all those fabulous sundries' attached.
Yea, so hope to see you at the Invitational, and best of luck out there in the cruel world if we don't.
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