for your consideration

the new section:
"Pathetic, or Slightly Less Than Pathetic? You Decide! But Really, I Decide."

This Week

Pathetic:
Aqua-Aerobics

Myopia

Newspaper cartoons that are based on TV cartoons

Snickerdoodles
A case of the dropsies

Slightly Less Than Pathetic:

Camping trips when you bring beer

Skunks

Reginald VelJohnson

Anger

Christmas